Humor | Satire

Big Veg is Shaming Grease Lovers into Silent Submission

Apparently, freedom isn’t on the menu anymore

Philip S. Naudus

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Frazzled

3 min readApr 16, 2024

On the left, there is a highly detailed, menacing depiction of a red bell pepper with a face that resembles a demonic figure. The bell pepper has glowing eyes and a mouth that suggests it’s alive and possibly evil. It’s surrounded by other vegetables such as green bell peppers, cauliflower, and carrots, all portrayed realistically. On the right, there’s a cartoonish drawing of a koala with a surprised expression, sticking out its tongue. — In a world dominated by the tyrannical overreach of Big Veg, our cherished fast-food items are quickly becoming a relic of the past (Bing/Author)

Even though I still wear diapers, I can see through the deception lurking within the colorful pages of every children’s book. This is not just any battle — it’s a crusade for freedom.

Humor | Satire

Big Veg is Shaming Grease Lovers into Silent Submission

Apparently, freedom isn’t on the menu anymore

Written by Philip S. Naudus