SoulCrushr: The Fast Track to Romantic Despair

Skip straight to heartbreak in record time

Philip S. Naudus
Funny, Inc.
Published in
3 min readMay 3, 2024

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Now with all the emotional devastation you could ever want conveniently packaged into one streamlined experience (22962316/Pixabay/author)

Are you exhausted from swiping through an endless sea of profiles only to muster the courage for an awkward first date that inevitably leads to a drawn-out, agonizing relationship?

With SoulCrushr, you can skip straight to heartbreak in record time. It’s like speed dating, but with all the…

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Philip S. Naudus
Funny, Inc.

High school teacher by day, koala by night. My wife is a cartoonist with a Ph.D., and she co-authors all of these articles.