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Trump’s 2024 Flags Were Ordered From a Chinese Factory
Making America great again — with a little help
Make America Great Again!
Save America Again!
Please make sure to support the local economy by reminding everyone to purchase products that were proudly MADE IN AMERICA.
Oh, but wait. I just realized something. All those promotional banners are expensive. How are we going to pay for them?
That’s right!
I’ve just had such a brilliant stroke of genius, it shatters every epiphany from the world’s greatest thinkers combined.
You, dear concerned citizen, must support America and all it stands for. Meanwhile, I’ll be cheering you on from the sidelines.